I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
- Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
- Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
- Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
- Girl: -Speechless-
- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
- Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
- Me: No, your other chin.
How can the world end in 2012 if I have yogurt that expires in 2013? #mindblowing